The kit to go with the koftas

Have you ever wondered how they make the “onion salad” served with the poppadoms? I know that it varies from restaurant to restaurant but, many moons ago I was given a recipe which, to this day I've never committed to paper. It has to be said that it's quite hot and obviously you have to like onion.

Here goes :

2 medium onions, finely chopped -

weight 150g per onion approximately

salt and black pepper

2 tbsp fresh orange juice

1 tbsp lemon juice

1 tbsp tomato paste

pinch of chill powder

Place the onions in a large mixing bowl. Add the remaining ingredients and mix well.

Place the salad in sealed airtight containers and store in a cool place.

The secret to this salad is that you should not serve it for at least a day, preferably two after making it. It's important that the orange and lemon juice and the tomato paste are allowed to “mature” - leaving it to infuse takes away any harshness from the onion and the tomato paste.

This is a perfect accompaniment for the koftas but is equally as good with any curry.

Here it is :

If you are a lover of all things spicy then this onion salad is excellent with cold meats or, best of all, with a strong mature cheddar cheese.

Kofta canapés, meatballs and burgers …

… the photo guide

Use a foil tray with 2 tbsp plain flour – it enables you to roll around the koftas to coat with flour without having to “assist” them.

If you would prefer a larger version then use a dessert spoon of mixture, treated in exactly the same way, like these :

Finally, if you're in the mood for a burger – but one with Indian flavours, have a look at these :

These burgers are 110g or 4oz in old money.

The kit to serve with up next ...

Kofta canapés

How about a kofta for a canapé – these Indian meatballs are a real hit. As you'd expect from me they can be made ahead and frozen. Easy to spear on a cocktail fork or a cocktail stick. Serve with small bowls of sweet chilli sauce or raita or mango chutney or all three.

Kofta canapés

makes 25/30 ish

500g of minced lamb

*salt and black pepper

*2 cloves of garlic, crushed or 2 tsps of paste

*1 tsp of ground cumin

*1 tsp of ground coriander

*pinch of garam masala

*pinch of chilli powder

1 heaped tbsp of tomato paste

1 egg

sprinkle of plain flour

kitchen gloves or damp hands

Rapeseed oil for shallow frying

a foil tray 23cms x 23cms

Place the mince in a large mixing bowl then add the ingredients marked * and mix well. Add the tomato paste and the egg and combine. If you find the mixture too wet, then sprinkle a little plain flour into the mixture and fold in gently.

Using either gloves or damp hands your mixture should aim to be the size of a walnut (or 1 heaped teaspoon). Roll the mixture between your hands and when you've 8 or so heat the oil in a large frying pan. Seal the koftas on a low heat and carefully shake the pan to turn them – use tongs if you are accident prone!

At this stage you can continue to cook the koftas in the pan or you can transfer to an oven-proof dish and pop into a pre-heated oven 160fan/180c/Gas 4 for 15 minutes.

Alternatively let the koftas cool once sealed, transfer to freezer bags and freeze until required. Defrost and then place in a foil tray and warm in a pre-heated oven as above for 15 minutes.

Easy peasy and really tasty – photo guide next.

Make it easy on yourself!

I mentioned in Coming soon … that the advertising for all your festive food requirements was imminent and so it is. If you wish you can order the whole lot, from your Christmas Day lunch, through to your party food and desserts too.

Balance is the key. An example – if you've decided that you're going to buy “party food” then choose carefully, browse and browse again – better still arm yourself with a glass of wine, or tea or coffee if you must, flag whatever takes your fancy with a post it note. Leave it be and then return to it the following day – just to be sure.

Whatever your choices make sure they all cook for the same amount of time and at the same temperature – unless of course you want to be tearing backwards and forwards from the kitchen to your guests getting grumpier by the minute. Don't forget to set your timer – preferably a small version that hangs around your neck – it looks like a strange necklace I grant you – you'll be glad you wore it.

Check out the ordinary supermarket deals. You'll find that they'll have good offers – another example or two – a selection of antipasti and smoked salmon. Great on two counts - they don't take up space and they should have good dates – don't forget to check.

Consider buying part-baked baguettes. They do not need to be frozen so don't take up valuable space in your freezer, once again check the dates.

It doesn't take long to bake a Camembert to go with the freshly baked baguettes. Note to self, make sure it's in a stapled container not glued – it will not be pretty and you'll be very cross!

Assemble your own prawn cocktail shots. If you've not got shot glasses I might even go so far as to suggest you invest – you don't have to spend a fortune and I've found them so useful for all sorts of stuff, from making individual puds to the prawn cocktail. You could even use them for alcohol too!

Here's what my most useful versions look like :

A shot glass if for all year round, not just for Christmas.

Next up is a canapé that can actually be a meatball or a burger too!

Pull up a chair …

… time we had a chat.

Before we go any further here are a few hints and tips to help you with the forthcoming festivities.

Don't wait until Christmas Eve to try out a new recipe – you'll be devastated if the jewel in your Christmas crown fails. If you want to serve something new, road test it.

How do you shop? If you are a fan of on line shopping remember those three little words – “book your slot” – early.

It's the little things that guests ask for that tend to get forgotten. I can't help but think of an obvious example – do you have sauce for the bacon sandwiches?

Which brings me to … who doesn't love a list?! If you aren't a list maker and you've a houseful of guests due you might want to consider giving it a shot. A list will help you get organised and I should add that there'll be more than one. Check the pantry and/or your store cupboard – buy the non-perishable bits and pieces now. There'll be a list of stuff you need to order – bear in mind it will have to be collected too. There'll be another list of stuff you can't get until the last minute – fresh fruit and veggies, salad stuff.

I plan my menus and then make my shopping list(s) from the plan. It's not set in stone but it sure helps.

I'm not going to give you chapter and verse about a traditional Christmas lunch or anything else for that matter. I'm just going to throw around some ideas for a canapé or two, followed by a recipe that would be great for Boxing Day brunch or lunch and suggestions for easy desserts that can be assembled from ingredients that are to hand from your pantry or your freezer.

Lets get on.

Coming soon …

… and I'm sorry I can't put this off any longer if I'm to help in some small way to prevent you having a major meltdown then we have to talk about the Christmas holidays.

Lets bounce a few thoughts and ideas around and try and make your life as stress free as is possible.

First things first - do you have a freezer the size of a shed – if you do then please disregard what follows! You need to think carefully about how you're going to stock it which begs the question how full is it now?

I'm sure you know what's coming next – now is the time to clear out your freezer. It's no good going out and snapping up all manner of goodies and then have to climb on top of it all, ramming it in the freezer to make it fit!

Own up to all the stuff that has dropped to the bottom – the bargain that you couldn't live without and seemed like such a good idea at the time and has now gone to that freezer burn waste heap. Rest assured I'm not casting aspersions – I dread to think what's at the bottom of mine.

I cannot tell you how virtuous you'll feel once you've done the job, not to mention stress free to the point of horizontal when re-filling it.

You need to clear the space ready for the bombardment of adverts for party food and offers that you cannot afford to miss. We are drawn in to spending an absolute fortune because it looks fabulous. Similarly every supermarket already has a food catalogue so you can sit in the comfort of your own home and order all your festive food.

Party pooper I am not and I'm not suggesting you spend the week before and the entire holiday tied to the kitchen completely frazzled. I'm just suggesting that you give it some thought.

I make no apology for repeating myself. Every family has their own traditions and favourites and it matters not, in my experience how old the kids are – 5 to 25, there are certain dishes and treats that are important, nostalgic and stand the test of time so hold hard before you rush out and spend a fortune on fancy dancin' stuff because you think they'll be bored.

Revolutionary I know but you could ask your family what they most look forward to eating.

The dumpling dilemma …

… with or without suet. Personal taste really – dumplings made with suet have more texture to them. If you prefer light and fluffy then probably without suet would be better for you. If you've never sampled this delicacy then the only way is to make them both ways and decide for yourself.

Suet Dumplings

100g self raising flour

50g vegetable suet

pinch of salt

60ml of ice cold water

A generous pinch of dried mixed herbs - optional

Mix the flour, suet and salt with the water – you want to achieve a firm dough with some give.

Divide into eight and shape into balls.

Place on top of your casserole or soup, simmer for 20 minutes. Ensure that the casserole or saucepan has a tight fitting lid.

Dumplings sans suet

140g cold unsalted butter

250g self raising flour

salt and black pepper

150ml cold water

Generous pinch of mixed herbs – optional

Back to basics – rub the butter into the flour – aka the rubbing in method – until it resembles fine breadcrumbs. Add the herbs and a pinch of salt and black pepper. Add the cold water and mix quickly to form a dough. Dust your hands with flour and divide the dough into twelve and form into balls.

Add to the top of your casserole, soup or stew and bake for 20 minutes, as above.

You might think this is a lot of fuss about nothing – I suppose you have to be a certain age – give them a try, see for yourself!