The pizza photos completed

the divine dough folded then egg washed

the divine dough baked

the Calzone cut in half

The verdict … I am my own worst critic and I loved it. It was too big for me so I ate half and then wrapped the other in foil and re-heated for supper the following evening – it was excellent.

One thing is for certain, I'll be repeating my wacky idea and serving it to friends – stand by for the brutal truth!

Lets talk about pizza and see the photos!

Quorn pieces, cooked and left

to marinade

The divine dough on the pizza mesh

The divine dough with sauce

The divine dough – the loading begins -

the Quorn

the sliced mushrooms, the black olives

and the mozzarella

There's more ...

A handful of this and a sprinkle of that

I did say I was going to have some fun with flavours and textures I liked – eek.

First things first, place your base on a mesh pizza mat or a pizza stone if you prefer. You'll be very upset when you realise you've not - having loaded your base with ingredients – too late was the cry, unless of course you're a champion juggler! 

My “tomato sauce” is hoi sin and spring onion sauce and for the purpose of this experiment I used a ready made stir fry sauce - spread 2 tablespoons over the base. We'll come to a home made sauce later.

I'd rather choose say three or four toppings and see how it goes and I'm loading half the pizza base. You'll also need one egg, beaten to glaze and help glue the edges of the calzone.

I'm using Quorn pieces which I've cooked from frozen – 100g, cooked in hoi sin and spring onion sauce, a couple of of tablespoons of sauce is fine – 12 minutes cooked ahead and fridged when cool and the pieces continue to marinade.

Next a sprinkle of mini portabella mushrooms, peeled and finely sliced. I used six or 60/70g.

I then added a handful of torn pieces of Mozzarella cheese – approximately 75g or half a ball.

Finally I added a sprinkle of pitted black olives, sliced – my handful is about 30g.

Let your inner Jackson Pollock go and create your own masterpiece!

Fold the unfilled half over and twist the edges to seal. Glaze the calzone with the beaten egg and bake in a pre-heated oven 220fan/240c/Gas 9. I baked mine for 12 minutes to suit my taste. Add another couple of minutes if you prefer a darker colour.

It's time to back up my mouth – and a wacky idea – step by step photo guide is on its way.

The divine dough

I know I'm very fond of saying that recipes are only meant to be a guide and so not set in stone – here's another of my favourites – rules are meant to be broken.

My favourite style of pizza is a calzone – you know the one I mean, you cover the whole base with sauce then half the base with toppings of your choice and fold it – it always reminds me of an Italian version of a Cornish pasty – which is meant to be a huge compliment to both iconic delicacies!

The best place to start is at the beginning and the base, or more accurately, the dough. Finally I think I have found the answer … The Northern Dough Co. (click here for more info!)  gives you two individually wrapped balls of dough each giving you a 12 inch pizza whether classically flat or folded into a calzone. The dough is the best texture, not too sticky and after lightly dusting your surface with flour it does exactly what it says on the box – you can roll, push, cajole and persuade into your shape of choice. The dough comes ready frozen so check out your freezer aisle. You can defrost in your fridge and then roll out or you can microwave – whichever method suits you best.

Here are the photos so far :

The Northern Pizza Dough Co.

A divine dough ball – ta dah!

Lets talk about pizza …

… what is there to say - plenty! Everyone has their own idea of the perfect pizza and made well it's the best “fast food” whether you prefer a thin, thick or stuffed crust.

We covered Monday to Friday suppers in our “multi-tasking morning” aka making the most of your oven when cooking a Sunday roast! Before we resume with a few more ideas for your working week suppers you deserve a night off!

Saturday night should be designated “slob night” - by slob I mean lazy – feet up in front of your favourite film at the weekend, so easy, uncomplicated but tasty food is required and I don't mean reaching for your favourite takeaway that I know you have on speed dial!

Those who are kind enough to have been reading my blog for a while will know that my mission is to make your life in the kitchen easy and so am not averse to recommending, for example, using a puff pastry sheet instead of making your own. Why not, when there's a quality product available! Which brings me to pizza bases. They are available in all sorts of guises from ready cooked bases where you add your own pizza toppings – probably more suitable as a Frisbee – to packet mixes and dough mixes and then there's the ready rolled dough i.e. just like a puff pastry sheet but pizza dough in a box.

I'm on a mission, which is to find the most convenient and delicious pizza base – if you like it's a half way house for my Saturday slob, not home-made but freshly baked with a decent product. Everyone deserves a night off!

Next comes my confession – I get bored with the same old pizza toppings and, bizarrely, I have hated tomatoes all my life but will tolerate the passata style topping that is used for pizzas. My plan is to have some fun with a wacky pizza using flavours and textures I like.

What's the worst that can happen?

The finale – dessert

I had to put on my thinking cap and consider the lactose intolerance.

Every now and again you strike it lucky and a dessert you've served in the recent past comes up trumps. At the end of last year I gave you “Sticky Toffee Orange”. The downside is that I couldn't serve the sticky toffee sauce, the upside – there's always an alternative!

My alternative was the sticky toffee loaf cake, fresh orange segments, an orange drizzle and a praline sprinkle.

If you'd like the recipe for the cake and a photo guide segmenting an orange check out Saturday 1 December 2018 Radio Recipes- 3rd December 2018 – How to segment an orange and Resourceful and creative desserts. Check out 13th December 2018 for the Praline recipe and a photo guide.

The orange drizzle is a piece of cake – sorry!

Orange Drizzle

200g icing sugar

250ml orange juice – no bits

Put the sugar and orange juice in a small saucepan and heat gently so that the sugar dissolves. Bring to the boil and then reduce the heat and simmer on a low heat for 10 minutes.

All four elements I made ahead and all perfect for the lactose intolerant! I served my Dil her bowlful with Arla Lacto Free Cream suitable for whipping, cooking and pouring – suitable for vegetarians too.

My Dil loved it, particularly the cake which she could not believe contained dates. You can always tell how well your food is received when people remember what they've eaten. I received a message from my Dil after she had arrived home … here's a snippet “… the cake was ****** lovely … actually the past two days have been ****** lovely”.

If you want a gem of an addition to your treasure trove then may I suggest you make a sticky toffee loaf cake and freeze it, preferably in half, just in case you don't use a whole cake – very funny. Actually you can make and freeze the drizzle and praline too!

I think you'll be glad you did.

The main – step by step photo guide continued

the mould packed and covered with cling film

the moulds, packed and stacked

the timbale

a personal gravy boat – or should it be jus boat!

it was worth the effort

As for me – a stress free cook and very happy with a main course served with love and a smile. It went down a storm, as they say!

The final flourish – dessert – on its way.