Saturday, 18 June 2022

Portable pastries!

Portable Summer food …


it could be for a picnic, a survival kit whilst travelling, part of your al fresco summer parties or an impromptu get together. In other words, food that is easily or conveniently carried or moved around. Some may say that packing a survival kit whilst you're on the move is not worth the effort. For me, I've been disappointed and ripped off at Services for poor food and expensive snacks – the coffee has improved but that's about it! I take a “kit” for a long journey – 4 hours plus. Similarly if you holiday in the UK and choose a self catering option, unless you want to spend your holiday in a supermarket – that you have to search for – the more you think ahead, even in a small way, the better. Don't get me wrong, I'm not suggesting you cook up a storm and spend your holiday serving it all, far from it.

The ideas and recipes that follow are all portable and suitable for any of the above occasions!

On that note - have you ever made a Cornish Pasty? The following uses the pastry recipe from that iconic dish, so perfect for portable!

Here's the basic pastry recipe :


Pasty pastry

This recipe will give you four eight inch (21cms) pasties


450g/1lb strong white bread flour

large pinch of salt

100g/4oz of margarine

100g/4oz lard

175ml/3rd pint water


cling film


Place the flour and salt into a large mixing bowl. Add 25g/1oz of lard and rub into the flour. Grate or slice the rest of the fats into the bowl and stir, using a round bladed knife. Pour all the water into the bowl and mix together with the knife. Keep the dough in the bowl and using your hand bring the dough together and knead using the heel of your hand. Tip the dough onto a sheet of cling film and use the film to bring the dough together in a fat circle. Wrap the dough twice in cling film, bag and fridge. Chill it for at least 30 minutes.


Before we go any further I can hear you exclaiming – LARD! - what is she thinking. You don't have to use lard, for me and other vegetarians out there, use either Trex or Cookeen – panic over! The lard is part of the original recipe. I used unsalted butter instead of the margarine.

For those who are used to making pastry, no matter how basic, this will seem an odd method. I promise you it works. Not only does it work I'd say it's the best result I've ever had.

For example, it doesn't matter if you fridge it to chill for 30 minutes and, surprise surprise, you get distracted and remember two hours later. It does not affect the end result.

A tip – as you can see the recipe gives you four pasties from the batch of pastry. When you're ready to roll (sorry!) cut the pastry into four equal portions. At this stage you can please yourself – make two pasties and then wrap the remaining two separately in cling film, bag and freeze for another day.

Take the frozen pastry out of the freezer the night before you want it and fridge it.

It behaves impeccably – just as if freshly made.


The dainty


Dainty” meaning pleasing to the taste; choice; delicious. A smaller version of the original pasty, again ideal for a picnic, a lunch box or a survival kit so perfectly portable or just because you like them!

Use a quarter of the pasty pastry and roll out on a floured surface and using a cutter (or the top of a cup) – you'll get eight per quarter – 3”/8cms in diameter, may be even 9. I love making these “dainty morsels” - it's a kind of therapy – I think I need to get out more!

Anyway, here's the recipe :


Cheese and Onion Dainty

filling


1 medium or half a large onion, finely diced

50g finely grated Parmesan

celery salt and black pepper

sprinkle of dried parsley


Combine all the above ingredients in a medium mixing bowl. Use approximately 10g of mixture and place in the centre of your pastry circle. Dampen the edge of half the circle and fold to seal.

The step by step photos so far :






The pastry fork and the dainty


You can crimp the edge or, here's another idea.

Say hello to your new best friend and the latest in the kitchen kit category – a tiny pastry fork – aka a cake fork. It's a win win – small, doesn't take up space and inexpensive. You can spend as much or as little as you want. I bought mine from IKEA - £5.50 for six.


it measures 14cms/5½” in length


The pastry fork is the perfect tool to edge your dainty – the fork is small and easy to control. You get a neat and even edge.

Have a look :




A great result – the “dew” and the bake up next.


The “dew” and the dainty bake


Place the dainties on a floured baking tray making sure you leave space between each pastry. Now for the “dew” - the double egg wash. Egg wash each dainty – remember where you begin – leave for a couple of minutes, then repeat.


they look fab, even before the bake!


Bake in a hot oven – 200fan/220c/Gas 7 for 15 minutes, then turn off your oven and leave for another 5 minutes. Don't forget to set your timer!

Here they are :


I love it when a plan ...


A pleasure to make and a greater pleasure to eat. A word of warning – tempted though you may be allow them to cool – you'll be sorry if you don't!

And another idea …

These tiny pastries are definitely moreish and are always popular!


Tuna and Parsley rolls



200g/7oz tin tuna in oil

1 onion, chopped

100g/4oz cheddar cheese, grated

2 tbsp chopped flat leaf parsley

salt and black pepper

1 tsp wholegrain mustard

1 puff pastry sheet

1 egg, beaten

1 tbsp poppy seeds



Pre-heat oven 180fan/200c/Gas 6

Drain the tuna, reserving 1 tbsp of the oil. Pour the oil into a pan and cook the onion for 5 minutes until softened. Remove from the heat and stir in the tuna, cheese, parsley, seasoning and mustard until well combined. Allow to cool.

Unroll your pastry sheet and cut in half lengthways.

Divide the filling between the two rectangles, laying it in strips down the centre of the pastry.

Brush one edge with beaten egg and carefully roll up to create two long tubes. Cut each into 12 rolls. Brush with egg and put on a baking tray. Sprinkle over poppy seeds and bake for 15-20 minutes. Serve hot or cold.

You can use Dijon mustard instead of wholegrain and Nigella seeds are also a change from poppy seeds.


There's more!

Saturday, 11 June 2022

Speedier still sweets – Rubble!

Bearing in mind the success of Rocky Road, I'd forgotten about this recipe – it's fun, speedy and easy so here's another chocolate contribution.

I called it Rubble because I always get fragments of varying sizes that remind me of gravel and small stones. It sounds strange but bear with me, you'll see what I mean in the photo guide.

Here's the recipe :


Rubble


500g white chocolate

35g Rice Krispies

160g sultanas

140g pecans, roasted and

chopped coarsely

160g dried apricots

130g dried cranberries

105g pistachios, roasted and

chopped coarsely

1 tsp ground cinnamon


Melt the chocolate in a large bowl over simmering water ensuring the water does not touch the bowl. When the chocolate has melted fold in the remaining ingredients thoroughly so that the chocolate coats well and tip into a tray bake – size 32 x 9 cms approx. “Fridge” it for 2 hours.

If you want to add an extra level of flavour, before you begin, heat a small knob of unsalted butter (20g) in a frying pan, when it foams add the chopped pecans with a large pinch of sea salt flakes. Stir over a medium heat for 3-4 minutes or until toasted – you'll smell them when they are ready. Tip onto a baking sheet to cool.


Rubble – the plus points and the bonus


White chocolate is popular with the kids – it's not for the chocolate purists but, in this instance if you want to encourage the kids to eat fruit and nuts, it works.

I describe this treat as a sort of tutti frutti – by that I mean the Italian ice cream but using chocolate instead - not the bagged confectionery. Another useless piece of information – tutti-frutti means “all fruits”. Tutti-frutti has morphed into all sorts of different variations, depending which country you're in.

Another plus is only 40% of the treat is chocolate, the remaining 60% is fruit and nuts.

I would definitely recommend toasting the chopped pecans with the sea salt flakes, white chocolate is sweet and the slight saltiness of the toasted pecans helps balance that sweetness.

Cut into cubes, you'll get 96 pieces from your batch!


Rubble – step by step photo guide


a bowlful of glistening fruit and nuts


an important addition


ready to fridge!

 


using the photo above, with the long side of

the tray towards you, cut it in half and then into

six vertical pieces, set the other half aside. Trim the

uneven side and set aside.



turn three pieces lengthways and cut in half, then

in half again until you have 24 pieces – repeat with

the remaining 3 lengths – 48 pieces. Repeat with the set

aside half giving you 96 pieces in total.

 

here it is


The Rubble bonus up next


Now for the trimmed ends and the bits of Rubble and crumb.

Take a look :

the large and the small bits

You'll also get :

the fine crumb


Here's the thing – it doesn't matter what size the Rubble is there's a use for it. Choose your favourite size of Rubble and sprinkle it over ice cream with seasonal fresh fruit.

Are you thinking of serving a cheesecake anytime soon – sprinkle the larger pieces of crumb over the top.

If you're planning an ice cream treat of an old fashioned cornet - decorate with the fine sprinkles.

Are you making biscuits for the holidays – add the crumb to your mixture or use to decorate the tops.

Create a secret stash for yourself and freeze – preferably in different sizes but it's not the end of the world if you throw all of it into the same freezer bag.

Genius!


Speedy sweets …

Everyone has their own food favourites for the holidays. I find it's the whirlwind leading up to the festivities that can turn an organised person into a gibbering idiot!

On that sobering note my next series of stuff concentrates not on the obvious holiday food but ideas for you to make ahead, or have ingredients in your store cupboard so that you can pull together lovely grub quickly and easily – all the separate elements at your finger tips. It doesn't matter whether you're sober or not!

I always seem to begin with ideas for desserts – if you like the other end of a meal – hey, it's as good a place as any.

There's nothing that will serve you better than a home-made ice cream and all my recipes are of the “no-churn” variety. I use the standard vanilla ice-cream base recipe to begin :


Vanilla ice cream


Prep – 5 minutes

Total time – 5 minutes


plus freezing at least 6-8 hours

or until firm


Gives you 1.6 litres of ice cream is equal

to 18 scoops


1 x 397g tin sweetened condensed milk

1 x 600ml double cream

2tsp vanilla bean paste


Put the condensed milk, cream and vanilla into a large mixing bowl and beat with an electric hand whisk until the mixture is quite thick and stiff.


Next up … the syrup to turn into an orange ripple!

I made a double batch of orange syrup – why double? I divided it into half – popped half into the freezer for another day and fridged the other half, ready to turn my basic vanilla ice cream into an orange ripple.


Orange Syrup


400g icing sugar

500ml orange juice (no bits)


Put the sugar and orange juice in a small saucepan and heat gently so that the sugar dissolves. Bring to the boil and then reduce the heat and simmer on a low heat for 20 minutes.

You'll achieve approximately 600ml of syrup – divide into two boxes and freeze one of them. Fridge the other, ready to complete your ice cream.


Here's a few photos …


Whisk your ice cream to a stiffer consistency

thicker ribbons - you're adding syrup which will loosen

the batch


here's the syrup, ready to go


tip the syrup into the ice cream and fold through

gently


here's the orange drizzle ice cream, ready for

the freezer – you can see the vanilla flecks and the

trail of orange syrup running through


Anyone like chocolate sauce with ice cream?

You've made the orange ripple ice cream and it's in the freezer. The following chocolate and orange sauce can be made in minutes. The ingredients are in your fridge and your pantry and it takes only minutes to bring the cream and milk to the boil, add the sugar until dissolved and then tip over the chocolate and orange zest.


Chocolate and orange sauce


120ml double cream

80ml milk

50g caster sugar

225g dark chocolate (70%) broken into small pieces in a large bowl

zest of 1 orange


Put the cream and milk into a saucepan and bring to the boil. Add sugar and stir until dissolved. Remove pan from heat and pour over the chocolate, stir until melted. Add the orange zest, then set aside to cool in serving jug or if you'd prefer it warm, pour over a portion of ice cream.


I'd suggest serving the ice cream and sauce with fresh orange segments. You could add an extra element and crush amaretti biscuits and sprinkle over the top – another excellent store cupboard stand by.

Here it is :



Resourceful and creative desserts


Here's my antedote to trifle! For me it's up there with sago and semolina – horrid! I appreciate that trifle has “grown up” since the 1950s – back then it was tinned fruit immersed in jelly from a box, the inevitable Birds Custard topped off with synthetic cream – and decorated with hundreds and thousands – sprinkles I think they are called these days.

If you're like me then this could be the answer :


Sticky Toffee Orange


Make a cake – a cake that will freeze well – a sticky toffee loaf cake

Use as a cake or slice (1.5cm) and cut into small cubes –

place in a sundae dish – warm the cake if you wish


Make a toffee sauce – one that will freeze

Use the sauce warmed to drizzle over the cake or over ice cream


Chop walnuts, add a knob of butter to a frying

pan, sprinkle with sea salt flakes

Use to sprinkle over the cake and toffee sauce or

add to the sauce poured over ice cream


Segment a large navel orange and reserve the juice too


Stand by for the recipes and the photos!


The cake


200g pitted dates, roughly chopped

1 tsp of bicarbonate of soda

200ml boiling water

80g unsalted butter, softened

150g soft brown sugar

2 large eggs

180g self-raising flour


Pre-heat your oven 160fan/180c/Gas 4. You'll need a loaf tin – 24x10cms/9½x5¼” approximately - you can grease the tin or use a loaf liner – much more convenient!

Place the chopped dates in a mixing bowl, sprinkle over the bicarb and then the boiling water. Leave to stand for 10 minutes then blitz in a food processor to a rough purée.

Using a hand mixer or elbow grease if you prefer, cream the butter and sugar until thick and smooth. Add the eggs one at a time and then follow gradually with the flour, finally add the date mixture. Pour into the loaf tin and bake for 45 minutes or until firm. Allow to cool.


Toffee Sauce


100g soft brown sugar

200ml double cream

½ tsp vanilla bean paste

40g unsalted butter


Mix the ingredients in a saucepan and bring to the boil, stirring over a medium heat until thickened – 2 minutes.

Both the cake and the sauce can be frozen.


The Walnuts


100g walnuts, chopped roughly

pinch of sea salt flakes

knob of unsalted butter


Melt the butter in a medium frying pan until it foams. Tip in the walnuts and add the sea salt flakes. Stir them for 3-4 minutes until toasted. Tip the nuts into a bowl and leave to cool.


How to segment an orange …


I really do need to get out more!

In my defence I love oranges – what I don't love is the pith and tough outer membrane around each segment.

There is only one way I can describe this procedure and that is by photo :

You'll need a serrated knife – I use a bread knife. Top and tail your orange and then follow the shape of the orange with the knife and peel away a section at a time. Take your time – you should finish up with this :



Hold the orange in your left hand and using the serrated knife – very carefully – cut along the inside of the white membrane of the segment - I start on the left hand side – you can see the white in the photo - repeat on the right hand side. Repeat until you finish with perfect segments and the discarded membranes, like this :






You should get orange juice too, reserve and then drizzle over the cubed sticky toffee cake.

P.s. You'll get 10 segments from a large orange.


Friday, 3 June 2022

Editor's June Pick #4: Damson gin photoguide

Editor's note: If you're like me then you need something visual to really sway you, so feast your eyes on the colour of the gin! It looks fantastic and tastes even better. I've been bitten by the homebrewing bug in the past it's so satisfying brewing your own - the world is your lobster. You could add whatever you fancied to the base, from more traditional things like juniper berries to elderflower. rhubarb or cinnamon! The best bit is, even the concoctions that don't taste particularly amazing improve after a couple of glasses - or maybe spritzed?


Not in the back catalogue – the damson gin photos


As I said the thought of creating damson gin really appealed to H so I made sure he had everything to hand – here's the story so far :




Day 1

three ingredients, from the bottom up -

sugar, fruit and gin!



Day 2

a shake and you'll see already the colour

change – not very appealing I grant you but

hold that thought


Day 3

that's more like it – starting to look that

lovely ruby colour – you'll notice there are

two Kilner jars – we've already received an order!


The process was easy and H really enjoyed himself.

Watch this space, I'll keep you posted!


Editor's June Pick #3: Damson Gin

Editor's note: Planning ahead for Christmas? Autumn is the time to harvest your damsons so I give you the complete guide to damson gin. I would say that if you only pick one alcohol inspired adventure to go with then this is the one. Not only is it really interesting to watch it 'percolate' but as ever MiamMiam delivers on flavour in spades. Before the arrival of this and other posts, I couldn't have told you what a damson was but boy was I missing out!


Not in the back catalogue …

but definitely damsons.

I'm going to mention Christmas – bear with me, there's a valid reason.

I wanted to produce something different from the harvest – it does require a smidge of organisation I'm hoping it's going to be worth it. It certainly got H's attention!

There's a fashion for flavoured spirits these days. Here's my contribution, damson gin – which will be ready for Christmas!

It's not my recipe but, as you'll see, it's easy :


Damson Gin


500g damsons

250g golden caster sugar

1 litre bottle of gin (or vodka if you prefer)


Rinse and pick over the damsons, removing any leaves or stalks, pat dry place in a good quality freezer bag and freeze overnight. The following day bash the bag to break the fruits then tip into a 2 litre Kilner jar or divide between two smaller jars.

Pour in the sugar and the gin and secure with the lid. Shake well. For the following week shake each day until the sugar has dissolved then put it in a cool dark place and leave for 2/3 months.

Line a plastic sleeve with a square of muslin and strain the gin through it. Decant into clean, dry bottles, seal and label. It's ready to drink but will get better over time – it will keep for over a year – very funny!

Next – the story so far, a few photos.


Editor's June Pick #2: Summer Squeak

Editor's note: I do lapse into a very small rotation of meals in the Summer so it's a good job I know where to get some inspiration! Summer Squeak definitely has my seal of approval - the poached egg on top I would never have considered in my blinkered cooking ways so super grateful for this one!


Summer Squeak

New potatoes and asparagus are both in season as I write, closely followed by broad beans and peas.

I think it's true to say that we associate bubble and squeak as an autumn/winter dish using leftover veggies. Why not have a summer squeak with leftover new potatoes and asparagus. Ingredients in season are usually reasonably priced and good deals available.

I appreciate that Jersey Royals are expensive and in my neck of the woods they don't seem to vary that much during their short season. There are however loads of other varieties of new potato out there for example, Cornish new potatoes and your summer squeak could include meat or fish if you wish.

Here's a recipe off the top of my head – this is one of my “fly by the seat of your pants”/”live dangerously” versions! One small tip – when you're doing your shopping ensure that you take account of the extra new potatoes and asparagus or any other veggies needed that you'd like to include in your squeak.


Here goes :

Summer Squeak


Serves 2


350g (ish) cooked new potatoes

1 medium onion, finely diced

200g cooked asparagus, chopped into bite sized pieces

OR

200g fresh peas – raw or cooked

OR

200g broad beans, podded, blanched

and popped from the outer thick skin

OR

a mixture of all three!

Salt and black pepper

30g unsalted butter & glug of rapeseed oil


Melt the oil and butter in a large frying pan, add the diced onion and sauté on a medium heat for 2/3 minutes. Add the potato and mix together, sauté for a further 2/3 minutes. Add the asparagus/peas/beans, combine thoroughly and cook for a further 2/3 minutes.

Serve in a warmed bowl, topped with a poached egg.

As an option if you prefer to add meat. Omit the oil and butter and sauté 200g of finely diced chorizo or diced smoked back bacon and then add the onion and potatoes, followed finally by the veggies.


Hope your squeak is scrumdiddlyumptious!


Editor's June Pick #1: A Year Round Treat

Editor's note: First up for June, we have A Winter Treat. Fear not, marbles have not been lost! This works all year round and is a cracking way of adding a little something special to a sunny weekend's entertaining, or a bit of something different to go with your BBQ. Homemade fruit liqueurs always go down a treat. Can be drunk after a couple of days but taste better with age. Why not make two batches - one for now, one for later in Summer! Having sampled the damsons I would absolutely recommend going with those when in season, but you can use whatever fruit takes your fancy.


A winter treat


Damson vodka


*600g damson plums

2 tsps cinnamon

250g soft dark brown sugar


Roast the damson plums, then freeze in two portions :


Pre-heat oven 180fan/200c/Gas 6.

Wash the fruit, remove the stones and place halves in a

deep roasting tray – lined with baking parchment if not

using a foil tray

Add the cinnamon to the sugar and sprinkle

over the fruit


Bake for 30 minutes – check after 20 – fruit

should be soft and cooked.


You could pass through a sieve before freezing if

preferred


I should point out that I am just the help in this recipe. I'm providing the damson element!

I have it on good authority from my Editor (who is my Nephew, Lucas) that the following recipe is the one he uses – once again it's only fair to share!


You will need :


**300g fresh fruit of your choice – or you can

use frozen fruit from the supermarket if this is more

convenient, defrosted

450g sugar

1 pint water

1 bottle of vodka 75cl


a potato masher

sieve

bottles for decanting

large saucepan


Sterilise your bottle, use sterilising tablets or powder.

**Place the fruit, sugar and water in a large saucepan and heat gently until the fruit softens and releases its juices. Cool and then strain through a sieve.

If you've roasted and frozen your fruit as above, then defrost it and strain through a sieve.

Add the sieved syrup to the vodka and water and decant into bottles.

You can if you wish pour the liqueur through a coffee filter after a week or so to remove any pips or pulp that escaped!

Leave your liqueur alone for three months if you can – i.e. September ready for Christmas – you'll be glad you gave it a chance to mature a little.


You have three fruit options – roasting the damsons as marked * at the beginning or as marked ** fresh fruit of your choice or frozen and then defrosted.

In the interests of quality control there will be a tasting later on in the year and full and frank feedback given!